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Panic! At The Disco Have Popped A Video For ‘Dancing’s Not A Crime’ Online And It’s Ever So Slightly Brilliant

That puppet’s living his best life, isn’t he

Ah, Panic! At The Disco. We know and love you as the music industry’s finest purveyors of snazzy jackets, gender-defying vocal ranges, and stadium-sized pomp-rock choruses, but it turns out that you also do a mean line in taking innocent puppets and turning them into depraved, substance-depending parodies of your fine and noble frontman, Brendon Urie. Who’d’ve thought it?

If this has piqued your interest, then you’ll be pleased to know that Panic! have just popped out a video for their new single, Dancing’s Not A Crime, and that our favourite slightly-fucked-up puppet takes a starring role. So, just sit back, relax, and attempt to get your head around what the hell is happening here: